WHERE IN THE WORLD IS COUNT DRUGULA

Count Drugula is narrating this post from inside yours truly, and we're here to bring you some music to murder Rolling Stone reporters to (we have two corpses in our closet right now). Coming at you like a pressure cooker with a nosebleed, Noiser is music for lacerating, for slicing your shoe in a deli-cutter to the thickness of a katana and taking it at a diagonal through your dome. This is the newest construction in Audion's vibrant and growing metropolis of falling skyscrapers, which I and my royal inner-I imagine to be like Re-boot or Disc World, respectively. This track grew on me a lot over the past few weeks; so, if you think its too heavy, give it time. Seriously.

Audion - Noiser [alt link]

Buy it from ghostly when it comes out, buy fine releases from spectral now. For all those that say fuck the ethereal, give me something i can run up escalators to.